Thoughtful and Funny Gift Ideas For the Constant Poopers in Your Life

Everyone has that one friend or family member who spends a lot of time in the bathroom. You’ll probably catch them dropping number twos at any given moment, and they’re probably always talking about how their stomach always hurts. That being said, there’s no reason why their pooping experience can’t be elevated with a thing or two. If you know someone who’s a huge pooper, here are some practical and entertaining gift ideas for the huge poopers in your life. 

1. Deluxe toilet paper

Upgrade their bathroom experience with a supply of luxurious, ultra-soft toilet paper. These are some of the best gifts you can gift your pooper, and you can opt for scented options too!

2. Entertaining reading material

For those who spend a lot of extra time in the bathroom, equip them with a good read or two. Consider a collection of books, magazines, and even audiobooks if they’re not a huge reader. Choose content that’s interesting and light-hearted to make their “me-time” extra entertaining. 

3. Aromatherapy diffuser

Stress-pooping is definitely real, and taking a dump in a stressful environment isn’t a great time. When that’s the case for your fellow pooper, get them an aromatherapy diffuser. It helps transform their bathroom into a serene oasis, and you can look for those with a timer function for a customizable experience. Other than that, you can include various essential oils like lavender or eucalyptus to help them relax.

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4. Funny bathroom decor

Add a funny touch to their restroom with funny and quirky bathroom decor. For example, animal-shaped toilet paper holders, humorous wall art, and novelty soap dispensers. Altogether, you can put a smile on their face as they poop. 

5. Artisan handsoaps

Speaking of soap dispensers, you can also gift your pooper high-quality hand soaps to wash their hands with. You can look for handmade and organic soaps for the real deal, and some bar soap boxes can include a range of different soaps for them to choose from. 

6. Potpourri

Potpourri is another fun gift idea for poopers who want to make their bathroom smell good after their number twos. They’re usually made with dried flowers and spices, and you can choose a number scents that they might like. 

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7. Bidet attachment

A bidet is many poopers’ best friend and you can upgrade their bathroom hygiene with a bidet attachment. This practical and eco-friendly device provides a gentle spray of water for cleansing and can be easily installed on existing toilets. 

8. Personalized towels

Want to make your poop king or queen feel extra special? Gift them personalized bathroom towels. Monogrammed or embroidered towels add a touch of elegance and make for a thoughtful and practical gift. Choose high-quality, plush towels for an extra layer of comfort.

9. Smart toilet nightlight

For those nighttime bathroom visits, consider a smart toilet nightlight. These motion-activated LED lights attach to the toilet bowl and provide a soft, colorful glow. Not only do they add a fun and futuristic element to the bathroom, but they also prevent fumbling in the dark.

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10. Poop trinkets

From fake poop keychains to poop-themed mugs, you can delight your poopers’ lives with these small and hilarious trinkets! Poop plushies and poo-themed throw pilllows are also other poo-friendly gift ideas you can consider.

11. A shirt that show your love for pooping

Here’s another way to (publicly) profess their love for bathrooms and pooping: A graphic tee or a hat with a silly poop graphic. 

12. Poop Like A Champion 

Last but not least, get them Poop Like A Champion products. They’re perfect for poopers who want to improve their gut health or want to poop more consistently. This coming Christmas, gift them a box of senna tea or let them try our fiber cereals with a fun variety pack. You can also gift them our fiber gummies, especially if they’re a bit of a sweet tooth looking for a treat to chew on throughout the day. 

If you’re planning to shop gifts for the holidays, here are some gift ideas for the constant poopers in your life. Either way, these items will help ensure their bathroom breaks are a blast through the year. Happy holidays! 

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